Family jokes
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
Read my name.
No Words
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.
What do you call Moby Dick's dad?
Papa Boner.
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
"There is no way you can fit in there."
"Says who?"
"Your mom."
"When?"
"Last night."
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
Your eyebrows run away like your dad.
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
Your gene pool is more like a gene puddle.
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.
Why can't orphans be home schooled?
Because they have no parent to home school them.
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
I think my dad loves jokes.
Because he laughs when he looks at me.