Family jokes
Mommy, mommy! Are we outlaws? Your stepmom thinks so.
When the teacher says she'll call your parents but you're an orphan.
Dad, I love you.
Son, I love you.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Memes
My dead grandfather!!!!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
So, when I'm about to take a shower, my mom says, "Take a shower." When I'm about to take out the trash, my mom says, "Take out the trash."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Speak to your dad before I put my hand up your ass!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?
Kid's.
Dad: Honey!
Mom: What?
Dad: All of the broken condoms are on the bed.
Mom: WHAT!?
Children: *staring*
What's the difference between a God and my mom?
My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."
What's the difference between you and your sister?
Your dad.
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.