Family jokes
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.
Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.
Memes
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
Steve Kerr really named his son Nick.
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
Why did the orphan become famous? Because they said, "Go big or go home!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually came back...
Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.
My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."
At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."