Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
Family Jokes
Dad: Honey!
Mom: What?
Dad: All of the broken condoms are on the bed.
Mom: WHAT!?
Children: *staring*
The reason your dad never came back with the milk is 'cause he ran 88 mph downhill.
Mom: “Guess where I’m taking you, son!”
Son: “To the playground?”
Mom: “No, to the morgue.”
Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why can orphans never go on field trips?
Because they can’t get a parent signature.
Your Nan is dead.
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
When the teacher says she'll call your parents but you're an orphan.
Mommy, mommy! Are we liars?
"Shut up and cross your fingers when you say that."
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
What's the difference between a God and my mom?
My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈
What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?
I actually come back with the milk.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
So, when I'm about to take a shower, my mom says, "Take a shower." When I'm about to take out the trash, my mom says, "Take out the trash."
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
