Family jokes
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
What do orphans get on Xmas?
Lonely.
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."
Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
What do youuuuuuuuuuu Oh f***, my mom is gonna kill me! My shit is stuck on the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.