Family jokes
Your dad is Spider-Man because he’s far from home.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.
I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.
What do you call Moby Dick's dad?
Papa Boner.
Why can't orphanages play baseball?
Because there's no home to go to.
Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because they have no parents to watch them!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents aren't there to watch them!
Everyone makes mistakes. Just ask your parents.
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
RYAN MY BELOVED SON WHERE ARE YOU?
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.
The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.
My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.