Family jokes
Why do orphans commit crimes?
Because they want to be wanted.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I got an iPhone 14 for my brother? That was the best trade I ever made.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
Why did the orphan become famous? Because they said, "Go big or go home!"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.