Family jokes
Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.
My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
On April Fool's, go to an orphanage and tell them that their parents are here to pick them up.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
I started crying when Dad was chopping onions.
Onions was a good dog.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
Just ask your dad.
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
What do orphans get for Christmas?
Lonely.