Family jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
Why can orphans never go on field trips?
Because they can’t get a parent signature.
Your Nan is dead.
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
Memes
Happens to me
My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
What did the kid say to the orphan?
"Well, at least I have parents!"
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈
The reason your dad never came back with the milk is 'cause he ran 88 mph downhill.
Mom: “Guess where I’m taking you, son!”
Son: “To the playground?”
Mom: “No, to the morgue.”
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.
Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!