My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
Family Jokes
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomer age?
Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Full House."
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."
Yo mama joke.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
How does an orphan call his parents?
"..."
Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.
My mom said, "Hey, come over here."
I responded, "Too late, Mom!"
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples are picked.
A kid decided to burn his house down.
His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
Mommy, mommy! Are we outlaws? Your stepmom thinks so.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Speak to your dad before I put my hand up your ass!
