Family jokes
I think my dad loves jokes.
Because he laughs when he looks at me.
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
Bin Laden's relatives were killed in a plane crash, lol.
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
Memes
yo moma
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.
Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
Steve Kerr really named his son Nick.
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
Why did the orphan become famous? Because they said, "Go big or go home!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually came back...
Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.