Family jokes
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.
Memes
my son
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Ur dad
Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!
Your mum's foreheads.
Your dad left you 10 years ago and you're 10 years old, so your dad anniversary is today.
Mommy, mommy! Are we bank robbers?
Shut up and pass me the note.
Mommy, mommy! Do we own a sweatshop?
Shut up and keep sewing!
"Mommy, Mommy! Are we going to live forever?"
"Only in your dreams."
Dad, I love you.
Son, I love you.
I made a website on orphans, sadly it didn't have a homepage.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?
Kid's.
What's the difference between you and your sister?
Your dad.