Family jokes

If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?

Orphan, sorry.

Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple always gets picked.

Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.

Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.

Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?

Because they have no home to go to.

Why can’t the orphan play baseball?

They don’t know where home is.

A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.

Why do most orphans cook for themselves?

They don't have a home cook.

Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.

Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.

Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?

Because they never came home.

Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.

I think my dad loves jokes.

Because he laughs when he looks at me.

Why do orphans rob the bank?

Because they want to be wanted.

Why did your mom cross the road?

You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.

Bin Laden's relatives were killed in a plane crash, lol.