Family

Family jokes

Orphan

An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."

Keyboard

My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.

Memes

Love

1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.

Dad

What’s the difference between a dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.

Dream

"Mommy, Mommy! Are we going to live forever?"

"Only in your dreams."

Kid

What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?

Kid's.