Family jokes
My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.
The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.
Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.
Memes
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
"I want to kill my family."
-realizes-
My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.
No, they will be wondering what I look like.
My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.
What show do orphans hate the most?
Fullerb
Why can orphans only have iPhone 13s?
Because there is no home button.
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”
I asked a kid where their parents were...
Lol
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.