Family jokes
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Just ask your dad.
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Memes
Fuckin' Donkey
My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
What did the kid say to the orphan?
"Well, at least I have parents!"
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!
My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.
The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.