Family jokes
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Yo mama is so hairy, when you were born, you got carpet burns!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."
Die you potato.
I baked you a pie.
Oh boy, which flavor?
Pie Pie Pie Pie.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Why did you name this way?
Why Why Why?
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.
Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
Why do orphans mehfjekskkskdjfjdkdkks?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents aren't there to watch them!
Everyone makes mistakes. Just ask your parents.
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?