Family jokes
Why do orphans go to church?
Why?
To finally call someone "father."
Mom!
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)
I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.
Memes
my dad is good
GURL
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.
Turns out, I'm just a burden.
Mom! (DYM 10)
Me: I have a dream.
Mom: What?
Me: For you to fucking shut up.
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
Mom!
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."
Hello, I am Ren, sister of Gwen.