Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
Family Jokes
1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Ur dad
Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!
Your mum's foreheads.
Your dad left you 10 years ago and you're 10 years old, so your dad anniversary is today.
Mommy, mommy! Are we bank robbers?
Shut up and pass me the note.
Mommy, mommy! Do we own a sweatshop?
Shut up and keep sewing!
"Mommy, Mommy! Are we going to live forever?"
"Only in your dreams."
Dad, I love you.
Son, I love you.
I made a website on orphans, sadly it didn't have a homepage.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?
Kid's.
What's the difference between you and your sister?
Your dad.
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.
I got a GTR yesterday, now my kids say, "GTR we there yet?"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
