Family jokes
My father can take a joke because he made one.
Joe Mama has a chode.
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
WJE iceberg
Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
Ur family reunion, a homosexual communion.
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.
Your mom.
There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.
I'll call you later. Don't call me later, call me Dad.
My brother has a fucking ass and I wake up to him twerking.
Connor: Hi Mom.
Mom:
Connor: I forgot I'm adopted to 2 dads!
What do you call your son?
An mistake.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."
Hey Evan, this is Dad. Ya, I’m still not home.
Din mor ligner en banan. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)