Family jokes
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."
Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. đ
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
Memes
toastie will you do this with me
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
Why wasnât the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
The orphan canât play soccer because he doesnât know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
Are you a marry, because you are my mother?
The joke I'm telling is my brother, Joey.
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that youâre fat, until they saw your mom.
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.