Family jokes
If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
Memes
Orphan, sorry.
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.