Family jokes

Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?

Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.

Laugh now.

Why are dogs different than orphans?

Because dogs don't cry for their parents.

If I wanted to hear beeping, I wouldn’t have pulled my grandma’s cord to live.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't find home.

Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.

“In yo mama.”

Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.

Your mama is so stupid.

Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."

Say, "Moommy."

One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...

If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?

Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!

I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏

How are baseball and an orphan different?

A baseball game you can do a home run.

When you see your mom.

Me: bruh

Her: Are you serious right now bro?

Me: Yeah no shit.

Her: *slaps me*

Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.

If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.

Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.

My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!

Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!