Family jokes

What do you call Moby Dick's dad?

Papa Boner.

Why don't orphans have iPhones?

Because they don't have a home button.

One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.

My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.

Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.

I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.

An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.

I bought my sister a trampoline. She sat in her wheelchair and cried.

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To slide into your mom's bed.

Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.

Read my name.

Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.

Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?

Because they never came home.

Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.

I think my dad loves jokes.

Because he laughs when he looks at me.

Why do orphans rob the bank?

Because they want to be wanted.

Why did your mom cross the road?

You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.

Bin Laden's relatives were killed in a plane crash, lol.

What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?

There's a home to go back to.

Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.

Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.

Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?

Dad: . . .