Family jokes
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
I found your parent!
Memes
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!
What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?
A pap smear.
Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.
The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."
Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
What do you call my brother in the water?
"Tsunami."
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.
Baby (DYM 108).
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: “I’m gonna sleep for a little.”