Family jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Memes
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Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
Why did the orphan become famous? Because they said, "Go big or go home!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"