Family jokes
Sister.
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
Joe Mama has a chode.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.
What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?
A pap smear.
My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.
I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.
So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."
Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.