Family

Family jokes

Style

Repeat after me...

Me: "You have a weird style."

Mom: "You have a weird style."

Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*

Orphan

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Memes

Robbery

Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.

The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.

Lucy

What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?

"Looks like a rerun."

Orphan

Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.

Orphan

What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?

Well, they weren’t always orphans.

Orphan

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.

Twin

What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?

Go fuck yourself!

Word

I’ll always remember my father’s last words: “I’m gonna sleep for a little.”