Family jokes
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Memes
Mal is from alabama
Just ask your dad.
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
What did the kid say to the orphan?
"Well, at least I have parents!"
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!