Family jokes
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
Why are dogs different than orphans?
Because dogs don't cry for their parents.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!
My mum is a vegan. She brings us to after school seitan.
Orphan: Can I come over?
Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To slide into your mom's bed.
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
“In yo mama.”
Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
Say, "Moommy."
One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...