I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.
Family Jokes
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What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.
Turns out, I'm just a burden.
Mom! (DYM 10)
Me: I have a dream.
Mom: What?
Me: For you to fucking shut up.
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
Mom!
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."
Hello, I am Ren, sister of Gwen.
Yo mama is so hairy, when you were born, you got carpet burns!
"Poo heads."
What is an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because they have no parents to watch them!
