Family jokes
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.
I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
Fatherless jokes.
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?
Because they don't have home buttons.
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
My brother: What are you looking at?
Me: A mistake.
Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.