Family

Family jokes

Mom

When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.

Father

Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.

Father

Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"

James replied, "He's as old as me."

Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."

James then said, "He became my father when I was born."

Memes

Orphan

What do blind people and orphans have in common?

They both can’t see their parents.

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they have nowhere to run home.

Orphan

Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can never get a home run. 😭

Grandpa

Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!

Orphan

What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?

Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.