Family jokes

Parent: Have you seen your sister?

Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

'Cause they don’t know where home is.

We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.

Why do orphans get an iPhone X?

Because they have no home button.

Knock knock. Who is there?

I don't know.

Orphan: Where are my parents?

God: New York City.

Orphan: But they used to live in China.

Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?

Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.

I like chips.

Why do orphans like the iPhone 12 Pro?

Because there is no home button.

My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.

A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"

Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"

The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."

Why can't orphans have sex?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."

How to Make an Orphan cry

Step 1: Talk about Home.

Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.

Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!

What does Sonic say when he's bored?

Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

My relatives used to tease me at weddings, saying I'd be next. They soon stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.

I can smell your kids!

What’s the difference in an apple and an orphan?

One actually gets picked.

What's the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples get picked.

There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"

An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"