Family jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
What's the best thing about beating up orphans?
They can't tell their parents.
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.
I almost got caught watching porn. My mom got the bill for the account, but luckily dad had my back. I mean, we do use the same account.
Two kids walked into a bar. They were covered with blood. The bartender asked what happened.
The youngest said, "Well, we were trying to paint our basement, but we threw the babies too hard!"
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
Why do orphans use Samsung?
Because iPhones have home buttons.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.
Ur dad is gay!
Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.
I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.
Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
Son: What's for dinner tonight?
Mom: Steak!
Son: Mom, you know I only eat veggies, so what's for me?
Mom: HUNGER!
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.