Family jokes
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.
Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"
James replied, "He's as old as me."
Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."
James then said, "He became my father when I was born."
Why do orphans go to church?
Because there they have a father.
Memes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have nowhere to run home.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
What's between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
Your hairline and your mom go way back.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.