What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
Family Jokes
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex!
Dad: We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.
What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
I like to make your mom jokes.
Because they're easy like your mom.
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
