Ya mums, ya dad.
Did you know that...the only reason you don't call priests "daddy" is because that's what you call them in sex!
Your mommy.
why do orphans cry cause they got no family
I love playing games with my family
Why can't orphans play catch?
Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.
Doctor: Hands husband his baby.
Doctor: I'm sorry but your wife didn't make it.
Husband: Then give me the one she made.
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
*guitar solo*
Danny, your mum [is] dead as hell and got raggedy shoes on.
Orphans more like or fans!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
I don't like Roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past.
When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
FUCKING MENT
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
I once gave birth to 3 children.
How do people get skinny?
Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
What did the parents name their retarded baby? Dimitri
