Family jokes
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
im chaceing after ur daddy
Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why did my dad leave me and my mum?
I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"
Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"
The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I can smell your kids!
What’s the difference in an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.