Family jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
His name is "Daddy!" HELP!
Memes
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple actually gets picked.
My little league football debut was a lot like the first time I had sex. I was beaten, bruised, and bloody, but at least my Dad came.
What’s the bravest thing a man can do?
Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
"Daddy's Home."
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.