Family jokes
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
What is the difference between fruits and Orphans?
Fruits get picked.
Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.
I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
im chaceing after ur daddy
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to see his parents.
Teacher: I am an orphan.
Students: Oof.
Teacher: Is there anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
Fatherless jokes.
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
What's the difference between orphans and apple trees?
The apples actually get picked.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.