What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?
My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭
Hello, I am firesharky, the brother of Watersharky.
*Son comes out as gay*
Me: What's 17 more years?
I'm pregnant.
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
Me: Sister, are you wearing makeup?
My sister wearing all the world's makeup.
Sister: Just a little.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
I remember my son's last words: "I stubbed my toe!"
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
You so gay you have a fat sis and?
It’s funny my sister wanted to have sex with me.
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
My mum told me to take you to the zoo and throw you in the lake, but I couldn't find you.
I love telling good news to my patients, like they survived the crash but their family died.
