Family jokes
Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Memes
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
What is the difference between fruits and Orphans?
Fruits get picked.
Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.
I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have nowhere to run home.
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?
So the orphans can see their parents.