Family jokes
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.
I got a GTR yesterday, now my kids say, "GTR we there yet?"
Why can't orphans play online games? Because they don't have parents to sign them up.
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
I have a dad.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Annie.
Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?
Little Natalie was playing with matches. Her mother caught her, took them, whupped her, and told her never to play with matches again.
A few minutes later, Little Natalie was playing with matches again. The curtains caught fire, and the house burned down.
Another few minutes later, when she and her mother were sitting at their neighbors', her mother told her: "If you think I gave you a whupping, wait till your father gets home!"
Little Natalie just cackled with delight because she knew her father had gotten home earlier and gone upstairs to take a nap.
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔
What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed?
"Will there be seconds?"
I was gonna tell a baby joke, but I had to abort.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and have some fun.
Silly Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son.
My brother got his legs chopped off, but someone FBI opened my basement door, but it wasn't my brother because he died of starvation in the basement.
Well, at least my adoption fee cost more than you.