Family jokes
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
My mom went to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.
Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"
James replied, "He's as old as me."
Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."
James then said, "He became my father when I was born."
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
Jake: Can I go outside?
Mom: Did you clean your room?
Jake: No.
Mom: Then f*ck no.
Jake: Alright, bet.
(Brother named No)
Why do orphans go to church?
Because there they have a father.
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."