Family jokes
I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to see his parents.
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have nowhere to run home.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.
Your mom.
Your dad!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
Your hairline and your mom go way back.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.