Family

Family jokes

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.

Knock knock.

You: Who's there?

Your new father!

Pilot

Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!πŸ’₯

Memes

Orphan

Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?

Because they won't have a parent to cry to.

Dad

One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.

Orphan

What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?

Answer: He's making family memories.

Orphan

What's it called when an orphan calls 911?

Operator: Hello, is your family okay?

Orphan: I'm an orphan.

Operator: *bruh*

Orphan

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t make a home run. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Orphan

What is an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang because it actually comes back.

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.

What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.