Family jokes
Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?
So the orphans can see their parents.
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
What's between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
My April Fool's joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.