Family jokes
Evan, mom hot?
Yo, Rob, you forgot to pay me cause you sucky sucky my thang.
AKA, you're up for adoption.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Son: I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning. Is she ok? Hospital?
Dad: She's ok now, no hospital.
Dad: She had to take the deep penis.
Son: Umm...... WHAT!?
Dad: I had to inject her with an EPIC PENIS.
Dad: Oh for god's sakes.
Dad: Epi Pen.
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Memes
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.
And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.
"Doin' doin' your mom, doin' doin' your mom."
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!
They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!
When your mum tells you to help your granny.
And you unplug life support!
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.
Hahahahahahhah my nan died :)
I told my Mum, "Will you remember me in 6 minutes, 6 hours, 6 years?"
She said, "Yes."
"Knock knock."
I said, "My mum, who's there? You didn’t remember me!"
"Is Mrs. Wall here?"
"No."
"Is Mr. Wall here?"
"No."
"Then what is holding up the walls?"
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister.