Why do orphans go to church?
Because there they have a father.
Family Jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have nowhere to run home.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
What's between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
Your hairline and your mom go way back.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
