Family jokes

Why was Kobe a good father?

He took his daughter with him.

I ate my mom.

L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs.

Little Johnny woke up at midnight on Christmas Eve to Santa with his pants down on top of his mom. He then said, "Ho ho OH YEAH!!!"

What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?

"I don’t have a mama."

I took the trash to the recycling bin, and two days later, my mom asked me, "Where's your sister?" I said, "In the recycling line to be turned into a bottle."

When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!

Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?

Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?

Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.

Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?

Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.

Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.

Why is it better to date an orphan?

Their parents are never home.

What do orphans and deaf people have in common?

They can't hear their parents.

I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.

Then I got fired from the orphanage.

Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One actually gets picked.

What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?

They take in 100's of kids.

What is wrong with orphans' phones?

They'll never have a home screen.

Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?

Because they don't know what a home is.

A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."

He went home, his parents weren't there.

Why can't orphans have sex?

They have nobody to call "daddy."

We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.