Family jokes
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Memes
"The dad was so horny he wanted to have sex with his wife, but his wife said no, so he fucked his daughter."
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
What are the last two words you say after sex before going to sleep?
"Goodnight, Mom!"
I f..... Nan and dust came out. 😂
Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What's the difference between a (hypothetical) girl and cancer?
Her dad didn't beat cancer.
My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.