We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
Family Jokes
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
What's one plus one?
Yo mama.
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!
Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?
He thought his son sucked!
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
Made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, there is no homepage.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.
