Family jokes
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
Memes
Best gift you can give your siblings
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."
I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.