A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
My brother got his legs chopped off, but someone FBI opened my basement door, but it wasn't my brother because he died of starvation in the basement.
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."
Boy: "Mister, can I get candy?"
Mister: No, you shit head.
Boy: Why? :(
Mister: Because I'm not your dad.
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
I ate all of your mommy's orphans.
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.
My Countryhumans OC, Sahara, is the daughter of France and Soviet. When people ask why, I tell them it was the gendersnapped version of my parents making me. France (my dad) was drunk and Soviet (my mom) was being horny. Then they judge me, so I judge them with a knife to the chest 47 times.
One day, there were three people: a mom and two kids. One of the kids walks up and asks her mom why she was named Rose. Her mom told her that she ate a rose petal when she was born; that is why she was named Rose.
Then the second child walked up and yelled, "Ahhhhhh!" and the mom said, "Shut up, Billy Goat!"
