Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
Sister, can I see your two big rabbits?
Dad: 🦆
Kid: ?
Dad: 🦆🦆
Kid: Huh?
Dad: Ur too late...
Kid: WHAT!
Dad: .... GOOSE!
Louie being born.
We were at a restaurant today, and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch.
I asked, "What do they raise there? Sea horses?"
What's between a wife and a husband?
A divorce.
My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the couch, the couch got destroyed.
Kid: Hi Mum!
Mum: Hi, Loser!
Kid: Why?
Mum: You loser, why? Hahaha!
Kid: Waaaaaaa!
I know this is not funny, but who cares?
Your momma's so nasty, she sucked your daddy's dick and kissed you good night!
Why do any orphans have sex?
Because they can't call anyone "daddy."
A husband walks into the bedroom door holding two aspirin and a glass of water.
His wife asked what that was for.
"It is for your headache."
"I don't have a headache."
He smiles. "Gotcha!!!!"
This is not a joke, it's a warning!
You guys are stupid. I am an orphan, and you better stop doing these. BTW, if you are an orphan, put it in the comments and say that it's not funny!
So when my parents say no to "isms," I say, "Can I be homophobic?"
Parents: Let's have a bonfire.
Me: Let's go to the orphanage.
Parents: To bring other children?
Me: No, to have the fire.
Parents: Won't they be missed?
Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.
My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3
How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?
Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.
Who likes penis?
My cousin!
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
