Family jokes
B b b b bird bird bird, the bird banged your mom!
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
To Gwen and Freshfry: Hi Gwen and Freshfry, you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. You are the people who I look up to. People are mean to us because I am adopted. Thank you for all of your support!
As I was eating this girl out, I thought I tasted some horse semen... I exclaimed, "Oh, Grandma! That's how you died!"
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"
Family Guy funny moments.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
Son: Dad, I need a new butt.
Dad: Why, son?
Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
Suck your mom. ☺️
Why can't an orphan go to college?
He needs a parent signature.