Family jokes
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
My mom asked, "Why are you so depressed? It could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer."
I replied, "I wish I were Tracy Latimer because then someone would kill me."
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
"The dad was so horny he wanted to have sex with his wife, but his wife said no, so he fucked his daughter."
Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.
I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!
What were the last words of your grandma in 2020?
"Oh, I think I forgot my mask!"
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
What are the last two words you say after sex before going to sleep?
"Goodnight, Mom!"
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.
When the phone is ringing, Dad says, "If it's for me, don't answer it."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.
What’s the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn’t beat cancer.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dad!
Dad who?
Silence.
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"