What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
Family Jokes
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
Girl: I like girls.
Dad: Ok?
Girl 2: I like girls too.
Dad: Okay, so who likes boys?!
Boy: I do.
Somebody’s son said, "Mom, my dick has white stuff coming out of it." She said, "Oh, good one, son, so when’s the baby coming?"
How do you punish a blind kid?
Move to a new house.
Mom: Hey hun, need some money for lunch at school?
Son: No, I got 1k already.
Mom: Wait, what, how?
Son: Mom's wallet is magic.
My parents came back from their vacation in Florida, and all I got is this lousy nursemaid from Miami named mammie.
Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.
You know we straight with doin' your mom.
My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your stepfather."
What happens when the orphan at school gets sent home?
Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?
A: What.
My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public. I said maybe.
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
I don't know why my blind kid is crying, but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.
Me: Hey, wanna know my spirit animal?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Roadkill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now.
Friend: Wait, aren't you dead?
Me: Aren't you my son?
Friend: So that's what Mom was trying to hide from me.
Louie's parents tried this.
Yo momma is so hungry that she ate your peanuts!
What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.
You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.
