Family jokes

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Dad!

Dad who?

Silence.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

'Cause they don't know where home is.

Why do people adopt orphans?

They get cash.

Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?

Because they come back.

My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.

Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.

What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?

Oh... one comes back.

Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?

Because they don’t have a sister.

Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.

In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"

His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."

Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."

You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.

Why can’t orphans have phones?

Because it has a home button.

Why don’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t get a home run.

"The dad was so horny he wanted to have sex with his wife, but his wife said no, so he fucked his daughter."

What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?

My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.

What are the last two words you say after sex before going to sleep?

"Goodnight, Mom!"

My mom asked, "Why are you so depressed? It could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer."

I replied, "I wish I were Tracy Latimer because then someone would kill me."

I f..... Nan and dust came out. 😂

Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.

Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.

Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.

Silence...................punch!