Family jokes
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
To Gwen and Freshfry: Hi Gwen and Freshfry, you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. You are the people who I look up to. People are mean to us because I am adopted. Thank you for all of your support!
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
Memes
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
I love my mom.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.
I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!