Family jokes
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
I love my mom.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.
Then I got fired from the orphanage.
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
A kid called Chris:
:orphan
Little Johnny said to his mate, "I bet I can make you swear." His mate said, "Good luck." So Johnny told his mate that he slept with his sister. His mate yelled, "I'm gonna fucking kill you!"
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!