Family jokes
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs.
Little Johnny woke up at midnight on Christmas Eve to Santa with his pants down on top of his mom. He then said, "Ho ho OH YEAH!!!"
I took the trash to the recycling bin, and two days later, my mom asked me, "Where's your sister?" I said, "In the recycling line to be turned into a bottle."
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.
Then I got fired from the orphanage.
So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"
Why can't he say that?
Answer: He works at an orphanage.
Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.