Family jokes
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
Q: What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
A: A baseball field has a home base.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
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I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma.
What's an orphan's favorite website?
It has a homepage.
What do you call your mom? Gay.
I think my dad is too black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes, he disappears. 🤣
Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.
My sister was hitting on my boyfriend. I'm 11, she's 9. She said, "Go f-ck yourself," so I said, "Okay, thanks for the idea!"
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?
Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!
What's a man's favorite thing that starts with "m" and ends with "arriage?"
Miscarriage.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.
Yo mama is Dora.
What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
Are the three little pigs orphans because their mom kicked them out of the house?