Why can’t orthons eat at a family restaurant? Because then don’t have a mom or dad
Why cant orphans play monopoly
Because they never get a full house
i was listening to wap in my car with my four year old cousin and she asked why they dont fix the holes in the house then my fucking boyfriend what a hoe was and pointed to me i pushed him out of the car and my other boyfriend took the front seat
Why can't orphans play base ball, cuz they can't find home
Whats the difference between an orphan and a dog? A dog gets adopted.
What does an orphan call home
NOTHING 🤣
Yo mama's like a fridge, she breaks down when she loses her cool.
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Mom: OMG, why son?
Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.
Think about it, then spread LMAO.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Yo, little sister, pussy taste so GOOD on my TONGUE!
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
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My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
Mom: Son, where are my condoms?
Son: What are condoms?
Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.
Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?
Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.
Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
What is saw and bleeding and covered in bruises?
Your mum.
My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.
I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"
