Family jokes
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
I saw my sister sucking a big toe.
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
What is the difference between your dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
There was once a young sister who never got anything good for her birthday, and she was sick of it. So one day the girl asked for a puppy, and the parents said yes.
When she got the puppy, he was nice, but the puppy needed food every two minutes. The parents eventually got sick of it and came up with a plan. Two weeks passed and the younger and less fat sister asked where her other sister was as she wanted to play Barbies. “And also, why haven’t you been feeding the dog? He needs food, you know.” The parents only answered with “Oh! Yes, you can have a room all to yourself now. And about the puppy...he won’t need feeding for years.”
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
What's the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(😔😞😔🥺. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.
I remember my grandma's last words:
"What are you doing with that axe?"
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
What's the difference between my wife and her sisters?
Her sisters ate hotter, and I married the grenade.
What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?
He didn't come back with the milk.
The Man: "Sonny, why do you come to get some milk every day?"
The Son: "Because milk is important."
The Man: "Why don't you ever come with your mom?"
The Boy: "Who?"
The Man: "Your mom?"
The Boy: "I don't have a mom."
The Man: "I'm sorry for your loss."
The boy stared for a moment when two men came out of the vehicle and picked up the boy.