what is an orphans favorite quote in star wars? "I am your father"
Do you knows the tv show naked and afraid wall that’s what my grandpa and me played when I was young
Sometimes I feel ugly , then I think of my sister and get over it.
I was making sandcastles with my Nan then my mum came in the room and took away the urn.
What can you never tell an orphan? Go home to your parents.
Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? -- How I bought your mother.
My daughter is the most adorable little girl in the world. She's got my sister's eyes.
Is it normal my emo cousins hobby is tying himself to train tracks.
How do you name an asian child?
Ring the doorbell.
What do Jesus and I have in common? Our dads left us...
When is it bedtime in the jacksons house. When the big hand 🖐 meets the little 🤚
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, "Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce."
My daughter said i could never make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!!!!
Guys we shouldn't make jokes about 911 my dad was a victum he was the best pilot in Arab
My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law..... an out-law is wanted.
son: can i go to my friends mum? mum: no! son: dad was right i am a son of a bitch! mum: bad news but your adopted!!
A mother and son were in the backyard and the son finished building a shed. The mother says "You're the best husband ever"
a favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather , that is until my mom took the urn away from me
What does an orphan's father and Nemo have in common.
They are both nowhere to be found.
