Family jokes
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.
Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
Why was the orphan so bad at baseball?
He couldn't find home.
I was walking down the streets with my parents and my sister. My mum said, "Step on a crack, break your mother's back." I stepped on a crack. My sister has been in the hospital ever since.
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
Dad: "I'll be back in a minute."
20 years later
Orphan: "Dad?"
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.
Please comment! :)
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.