Family

Family jokes

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Uncle

    • Your uncle Jack is stuck on a horse.

    Would you help your uncle "Jack" off the horse?

    Prank

    • I told my new girlfriend that my mother is deaf.

    So she would have to speak loudly and slowly.

    I told my mother that my new girlfriend is disabled. Now we wait.

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    • Lord

    • After a lord comes back from vacation, he meets the gardener at the gates of his park.

    Lord: "Has something happened while I was gone?"

    Gardener: "Ah, nothing much, I just broke a shovel while I was burying your dog."

    Lord: "My dog died?!"

    Gardener: "Yes, it choked on the smoke when your mansion burnt down."

    Lord: "My mansion?! How?!"

    Gardener: "Well, your wife was distraught and dropped a candle on the curtains."

    Lord: "Why was she so distraught?"

    Gardener: "She received the news of your daughter being kidnapped."

    Lord: "My daughter! Don't you have any positive news for me?!"

    Gardener: "Oh right! Your cancer test results!"

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    • Fart

    • Little Johnny walked into the bathroom while his dad was taking a dump. As soon as Little Johnny walked in, his dad let out a big FART! Little Johnny said, “WHAT WAS THAT?” His dad said, “That was the sound of the north wind.” The next day his teacher asked the class, “What’s the direction of the north wind?” Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher called on him and he said, “TEACH IT’S MY DADDY’S BOOTY!”

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    • Sister

    • You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"

    Spaghetti

    • My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.

    You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!