Family jokes
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.
I went to school on a Saturday. My teacher asked why I am here, so I replied that my brother told me to go to hell.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because the iPhone X doesn't have a home button.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
Yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out, it got rug burn.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.
Your dad must be a mailman.
My brothers kept annoying me.
I told them I would disembowel them if they kept it up.
It was an empty threat—right after I was done.
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.