Family jokes
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
Yo mama so fat...
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.
What's the difference between you and my dad? You come home.
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"
Friend B: "I was until last night."
Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"
Friend B: "Your sister."
Friend A: "I don't have a sister."
Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
What do you think of your mom? I have to go now and tyyyytt.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"