Family jokes

"Knock, knock."

"Orphan: Who's there?"

"Not your parents."

What company do orphans hate the most?

S. C. Johnson, a family company.

I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.

Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?

What do you call an orphan's family region?

Me time.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home.

What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?

"Mum" and "Dad."

Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.

What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?

Candy is something everybody wants.

A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.

What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?

Only one is wanted.

If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?

What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.

Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.

When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"

Children and your meat are actually quite similar.

At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.

One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...

Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)

I got a sister.

That was a big mistake.

Why don’t orphans play baseball?

'Cause they can’t hit a home run.