Family jokes
Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.
My family.
What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?
It's none of your business!
What did the stepdad say to the flower? You're grounded!
Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.
Memes
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
Yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out, it got rug burn.
A baby is like another step. You use it just the same as the other steps.
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
Your dad must be a mailman.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
My brothers kept annoying me.
I told them I would disembowel them if they kept it up.
It was an empty threat—right after I was done.
So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?
Why can orphans only watch G-rated movies?
Because they have no parental guidance.
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
Mom, where are we going?
To your grandma's funeral.
Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
My ex's dad died while she was texting me. She said she had a boyfriend, but I told her I had a dad.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.