Family jokes
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
Dad: Johnny, Johnny?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Getting women?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Telling lies?
Johnny: No, Papa.
Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
Memes
when your in an argument and your mom steps in:
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!🍭"
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.
Student: Sorry to hear.
Teacher: Is anyone missing today?
Student: Your parents.
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.