Family jokes
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!🍭"
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Memes
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.
Student: Sorry to hear.
Teacher: Is anyone missing today?
Student: Your parents.
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. My dad is gone to...
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!