Family jokes

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Why can't orphans ever be criminals?

He is not wanted.

"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."

What is the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples actually get picked.

Milk makes you tall, right?

Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?

Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?

Because his mom and dad are in every episode!

Mommy, Mommy! Are we dragons?

Shut up and don’t breathe on the drapes.

Why do orphans become criminals?

To feel what it is like to be wanted.

I am an orphan...

Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.

Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?

Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.

I wish I knew life, but my dad said it was a mistake to begin with.

Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.

When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.

Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...

Why do orphans not like laptops?...

They don't have a homepage.

I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.

Why is it okay to hit an orphan?

Not like they can tell their parents.