Family jokes
Teacher: Is anyone's parents missing?
Students: Yeah, yours.
I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me, I can't remember where I buried them.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Memes
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.
"You is so black your mama fainted."
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?
"It has no home button."
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.