Family jokes

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They can’t get to home run!

Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.

Why did the orphans go to the church?

Because they need someone to call "father."

Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.

What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

Because they don’t know where home is.

What do you think of your mom? I have to go now and tyyyytt.

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple actually gets picked.

What did the drummer call his twin daughters?

Anna one, Anna two!

When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"

One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.

Five years later, he came back and left again.

Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"

Friend B: "I was until last night."

Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"

Friend B: "Your sister."

Friend A: "I don't have a sister."

Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."

Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.

'Cause they sell oden, not a family.

What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.

Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."

Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.

Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.

In tennis, 0 points is love.

A woman in labor suddenly shouted, "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Couldn't! Didn't! Can't!"

"Don't worry," said the doc. "Those are just contractions."

Ur mom gay.

Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.