Family jokes
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.
"You is so black your mama fainted."
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
Memes
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?
"It has no home button."
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
Dad: Johnny, Johnny?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Getting women?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Telling lies?
Johnny: No, Papa.
Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.