Family jokes
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
my mexican mom be like
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
Dad: Johnny, Johnny?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Getting women?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Telling lies?
Johnny: No, Papa.
Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?
"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."
Oh, ate the cheese? Urmom.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Urmom.
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)