Family jokes

My son is such a miserable brat, I bought him a brand new trampoline for Christmas and all he wants to do is sit in his wheelchair and cry.

Does a midget count as an orphan?

My father was a great pilot. He died on 9/11.

You know what’s traumatizing?

Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.

Help!

Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?

"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus,

"Please send me a sibling!"

Santa Claus wrote him back and said, "Okay, send me your mother!"

You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.

I saw a kid crying, sitting on the sidewalk, and I asked him where his parents were. He then cried even more. God, I love working at the orphanage.

Yo, hairline go so far back that your dad found it before you did.

What superhero will orphans never understand?

Homelander.

What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?

I hate my stupid wrinkly ring doing f, dad!

What food has an orphan made?

Homemade food.

What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?

The boomerang comes back.

Why don't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.

My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me!

Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?

Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"

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