Family jokes

Your mama's so young your dad went to jail.

Dad: Hey, uh... you're adopted.

Dog: *frown*

What is an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.

What's the difference between a puppy and an orphan?

Puppies get adopted.

Girl: Come over.

Orphan: I can’t.

Girl: My parents aren’t home.

Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.

An orphan boy at my school did really badly on a test and started crying. I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”

What do you do if your dick is smoking?

Get your mum to lick it.

One man's trash is another man's treasure, he said when he found out his parents split up and he is being adopted.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They have no home to run to.

Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.

My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.

What's the difference between sex and gender?

You can't have gender with your sister.

What is an orphan's favorite game?

Solitaire.

I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?

Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".

What kind of flower do orphans use to bake bread?

Self-raising...

Why can't the orphan play baseball?

It doesn't know where home is.

Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.

I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.

POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.