Family jokes
I made a website about orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a home page.
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
Dads are like boomerangs... I hope...
The first child, Daisy, asks her mother why she is named Daisy. The mother said, "That's because a daisy fell on your head when you were born."
The second child, Raindrop, asked why he is named Raindrop, and the mother said, "That's because a drop of rain fell on your head when you were born."
Then the third child, Cinderblock, said, "fxg,kxf dsdsvtg,hjer,btjh,rbtsvikvsdtxde43f."
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
Why did my dad leave me? Because I was a disappointment.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
What made Adam and Eve's marriage perfect?
He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about his Mom's cooking.
My mum said take out the trash, so I took my sister.
Me: Hey, do you want to see my grandma?
Friend: Yeah, sure.
Me: *pulls out gun*
My stepdad took me to work, and he told me I could climb trees.
I woke up in a hospital. Wait, did I mention that my stepdad was a lumberjack?
He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
Dad, there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig, and then I made pulled pork out of him.
Son, he is dinner.
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*