I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.
Family Jokes
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
How many people can you fit in a car?
6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa?
Do you love me?
No, Papa.
#### you!
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his parents.
Oasis, am I right?
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
I rang my boss and said, "I’m really sick. I won’t be coming into work." My boss said, "Davo, you're sick again! Really! Just how sick are you now?" I replied, "Well, I’m in bed with my sister!"
I made a website about orphans.
But I can’t make a home page.
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
A man was taking a child into a dark forest.
The child said, "I'm scared!"
The man replied, "Well I have to walk home alone."
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
Ur mom.
Oh wait, you don't have one.
Your mum said, "Who did it?" Ya nan!
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
