Family jokes
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
There was an animal on my porch, then I shot it in the head. It was strange that it had coffee in its hand. I flipped it over, and it was an animal, but it looked a lot like my kid.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Your mummy so skinny, she can't eat!
Memes
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
Me: I will f**k ur mom.
Orphan: I don't have one.
Me: ......
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?
The apple actually gets picked.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
I sold my vacuum the other day.
All I got was dust and my mom's wig.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Your mom #69.
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.