Family jokes
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
I punched my mom for no freaking reason.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.
My grandma told me I was next at my brother's wedding, so I told her she was next at her husband's funeral.
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her elbows.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
To start off this Christmas season, I'ma make a list of what I want, then I'ma make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations, I'ma start with the first ornament and hang myself.
What’s an orphan's favorite beer?
Foster's.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.
A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...
"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.