Family jokes
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
I took my son to a driver's school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on "accident."
(I gotta go pay him out of jail!)
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
Memes
Ahhhh Family Memories
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
What flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.
Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.
Boy: Exactly!
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her elbows.
TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"
Orphans: "Yea."
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.
My grandma told me I was next at my brother's wedding, so I told her she was next at her husband's funeral.
Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.