Family jokes

Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.

Last Christmas was awesome, the whole family came.

Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?

One is wanted.

Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."

An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...

My family is lucky I was born so smart. Every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

Because there was a dad on the other side.

Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology.

Hey daddy *winky face*

Ok, this is a texting joke. This isn't my joke; I found it on Google.

Mom: SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol

Son: Mom, how is that funny?!?! I hope you're not laughing!

Mom: OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD

What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?

GO HOME!

So I left my mom with my baby, and I was terrified when I came back; the wheelchair was in the water.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Mama.

Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.

Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.

I rang my boss and said, "I’m really sick. I won’t be coming into work." My boss said, "Davo, you're sick again! Really! Just how sick are you now?" I replied, "Well, I’m in bed with my sister!"

I made a website about orphans.

But I can’t make a home page.

Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?

Because it doesn’t have a home button.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

He thought he saw his parents.

Oasis, am I right?

Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.