Family jokes
My wife accused me of being immature, so I kicked her out of my "boys fort."
I went down to my fridge to grab my dinner. I said to the children, "Who's next?"
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
How many people can you fit in a car?
6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa?
Do you love me?
No, Papa.
#### you!
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his parents.
Oasis, am I right?
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
I rang my boss and said, "I’m really sick. I won’t be coming into work." My boss said, "Davo, you're sick again! Really! Just how sick are you now?" I replied, "Well, I’m in bed with my sister!"
I made a website about orphans.
But I can’t make a home page.