Family jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
So, every time I walk in the door, my kid shuts his laptop. So, I check his history. It was good, but my wife checked mine, and she didn't say the same. The words I heard were, "Get out!"
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Memes
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
He couldn’t stand it anymore with his sister because he is in a wheelchair.
Why can't orphans open a family business?
Because there is no family.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I call him a hypocrite and unplug his life support. 😄😆🔥👍
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common?
Once they're gone, they never come back.
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T
My dad is John Cena because I can't see him.
Sister: Hey sis, how are you today?
Me: Oh, good, you?
Sister: Good, 'cause I heard you finally got a good living life.
If you play games, go play on your sister.
Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.
David: Isn't that illegal?
Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.
David: I hate my life.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call DADDY! 😩
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.