Family jokes

Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?

All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.

What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.

Why do orphans like to go to church?

So they have someone to call father.

If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?

TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"

Orphans: "Yea."

What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?

“Here comes the airplane!”

What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?

An orphan.

Why can't orphans be criminals?

Because they're never wanted.

What flour do orphans use to bake bread?

Self-raising.

Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.

Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.

Boy: Exactly!

Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!

What do my mom and a basketball have in common?

My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.

My mom gave my friend a blow job for good luck on his job interview, then my mom gave my other friend a blow job for his interview, and they both got the job. Now who needs good luck? Just ask my mom. My mom is a good luck charm.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they don’t have a home to run to.

Me: I will f**k ur mom.

Orphan: I don't have one.

Me: ......

What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?

The mailman goes home at the end of the day.

What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?

The apple actually gets picked.

Me: Knock knock.

My Grandma: Who’s there?

Me: Interrupting cow.

My Grandma: Interrupting c-

[Dies from heart attack]