Family jokes
I rang my boss and said, "I’m really sick. I won’t be coming into work." My boss said, "Davo, you're sick again! Really! Just how sick are you now?" I replied, "Well, I’m in bed with my sister!"
I made a website about orphans.
But I can’t make a home page.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his parents.
Oasis, am I right?
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
Hollow Knight Meme
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.
Father: Son, you can do butter!
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Your mom #69.
Me: I will f**k ur mom.
Orphan: I don't have one.
Me: ......
What is the orphan's version of a family portrait?
A selfie.
How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
Once when I was 6, I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree.
Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl!
How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.