Family jokes
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
A man was taking a child into a dark forest.
The child said, "I'm scared!"
The man replied, "Well I have to walk home alone."
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
Ur mom.
Oh wait, you don't have one.
Your mum said, "Who did it?" Ya nan!
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
The only difference between apples and orphans is apples actually get picked.
Before my grandad died, he whispered to me, "Is your uncle still in the basement?" I said he has died. Oh, my grandad said, "I will lock him in heaven's basement."
Yo mama!
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
Ok, this is a texting joke. This isn't my joke; I found it on Google.
Mom: SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol
Son: Mom, how is that funny?!?! I hope you're not laughing!
Mom: OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Hey daddy *winky face*
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave.
What does "bitch" mean?
Son asked father, father said it means "you're handsome." Son said, "OK, you're a bitch." Father: "Of course not, I'm not a bitch!"