Family jokes
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa?
Do you love me?
No, Papa.
#### you!
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Your mother is so fast, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.
I still remember my grandpa's last words.
"Stop shaking the damn ladder!"
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.