What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
Family Jokes
The only difference between apples and orphans is apples actually get picked.
Before my grandad died, he whispered to me, "Is your uncle still in the basement?" I said he has died. Oh, my grandad said, "I will lock him in heaven's basement."
Yo mama!
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
Ok, this is a texting joke. This isn't my joke; I found it on Google.
Mom: SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol
Son: Mom, how is that funny?!?! I hope you're not laughing!
Mom: OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Hey daddy *winky face*
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave.
What does "bitch" mean?
Son asked father, father said it means "you're handsome." Son said, "OK, you're a bitch." Father: "Of course not, I'm not a bitch!"
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
I like my women like my family, they’re related.
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
Girl (on thirteenth birthday): Ma, why did papa leave?
Mother: Well, it started exactly 1 year and 189 days ago...
I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."
Motherhood is a fairytale in reverse. You start in a beautiful gown and end up cleaning everyone's messes.
My mom told me a joke about boxing.
I guess I missed the punch line.
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
