Family jokes

What’s an orphan's favorite beer?

Foster's.

A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.

Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...

Oh wait...

Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?

They get to walk themselves down the aisle.

I punched my mom for no freaking reason.

To start off this Christmas season, I'ma make a list of what I want, then I'ma make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations, I'ma start with the first ornament and hang myself.

One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

Because there was a dad on the other side.

What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.

I went down to my fridge to grab my dinner. I said to the children, "Who's next?"

What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?

Nothing, I eat both of them.

Your mother is so fast, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.

What instrument do orphans play?

The sax alone.

I made a website about orphans.

But I can’t make a home page.

I still remember my grandpa's last words.

"Stop shaking the damn ladder!"

Why can you bully orphans?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Mama.

Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.

What was the orphan's first video game console?

PS5 because it has no home button.

Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.

Stranger: Knock knock.

Orphan: Who's there?

Stranger: Not your parents.