Family jokes
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why did Grampa pass out? Because of diabetes.
Yo mama is like train tracks; she gets laid all around the country.
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
Memes
I'M NOT
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐
I once tried to have a family friendly conversation with a worm, but it kept its head in the dirt.
From your Dad.
I won’t be back for a while, it’s a very long line.
I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
Puppies actually get picked.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?
One of them actually came back.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair.
What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?
Fatherless.