Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
Family Jokes
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
What's the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
The criminal is wanted.
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
I fucked your mom, oh wait, you don't have one.
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it... Oh, wait.
My father touched me yesterday. I called him a priest.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."
You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."
Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.
Orphans don't have phones because the home button doesn't work.
