Family jokes
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.
Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
😂🤣
Memes
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
I made a website for orphans.
Silly me, I forgot the home page.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
I made a website for orphans.
There’s no homepage.
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.