I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
Family Jokes
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
Why did the orphan grow up to be a priest?
So he could be called Father Les.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays.
Birthday girl: Oh wow!
Parent: Anyone missing?
Birthday girl: Your parents.
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?
Still being in the orphanage at 13.
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
I made a website for orphans.
There’s no homepage.
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
