Family jokes
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising flour.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
I am the orphan joke.
Memes
When you reverse the roles be like:
Why do orphans like robbing banks?
So they can be wanted.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.
Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
😂🤣
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
I made a website for orphans.
Silly me, I forgot the home page.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
I made a website for orphans.
There’s no homepage.