Family jokes
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
A woman having labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said Doc to the worried husband.
“Those are just contractions.”
One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.
This is so true
You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
"You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."
And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.
My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:
I got it from her when I was born.
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldn’t do his homework.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They always come back.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!