Family jokes
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
Why did the orphan grow up to be a priest?
So he could be called Father Les.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t run to home.
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.
It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.
Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.
Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
Q: What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
A: Apples get picked.
I told my husband he should embrace his mistakes.
He hugged me!
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.