Family jokes
What do grapes đ love most about family?
Raisin kids!
Q: Whatâs the difference between apples and orphans?
A: Apples get picked.
I told my husband he should embrace his mistakes.
He hugged me!
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
Memes
This is so true
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
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We just found out Grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than Grandma.
Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they donât need a home button.
Why canât orphans play baseball?
They donât know where home is.
Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.