Family jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
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I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t run to home.
Memes
My dad is now a milkman.
Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays.
Birthday girl: Oh wow!
Parent: Anyone missing?
Birthday girl: Your parents.
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?
Still being in the orphanage at 13.
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.
My mom is bad and my dad is bad.
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"
The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."
One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.