Family jokes
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
They don't know what a house is.
My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.
Memes
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
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Continue.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.
Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
😂🤣
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
I made a website for orphans.
Silly me, I forgot the home page.
I saw a little kid crying. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. I got fired from the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;