Family jokes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
My mom is bad and my dad is bad.
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
I made a website for orphans.
There’s no homepage.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising flour.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
"Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your mother into mine."
- Sun Tzu, *The Art of Creating War*
I am the orphan joke.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.