I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.
Family Jokes
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
My mom is bad and my dad is bad.
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?
I made a website for orphans; it does not have home pages, though.
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Dad, I hate you!
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
My wife is pregnant, but when we get to the doctors, something happened...
What happened?
Answer: The husband is pregnant too, with someone elseβs baby, not the wifeβs baby, but the wife is pregnant with his baby.
Why canβt an orphan play baseball?
They canβt run to home.
My dad is now a milkman.
Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.
"Suck me off, daddy, I'm doing homework."
How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?
Not 15, as my basement's still dark.
