Family jokes

A guy asked me what I do for a living.

Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"

Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔

Mert has no dad.

Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.

What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.

I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.

Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?

He couldn't find home plate.

If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?

Mommy, Mommy! Are we vampires?

Shut up and drink your soup before it clots!

What’s the difference between a dog and parents?

If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.

My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:

I got it from her when I was born.

Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...

"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.

What do Myspace and my dad have in common?

I haven't seen them in a while.

My dad went for the milk, but he left his wheelchair.

My Mum texted me she had lost her phone.

I made a website for orphans.

Unfortunately, it doesn't have a home page.

Why do Orphans like school?

Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.

What should you never say to an orphan?

"Your Mom."

Why can't orphans play football?

Because they can't be on the home team.