Family jokes
An advantage of being an orphan: the teacher can't give you any homework.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
They actually come back.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.
Mum finds out child cheats in math test.
Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."
Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."
Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.
Want to know how a joke becomes a dad joke? Just wait for it to leave you and never come back.
Dr. Seuss dark jokes.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.