Family jokes

Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?

Teacher: What?

Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.

Teacher: Why water?

Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.

Where can white people cook better than Black people?

On Father’s Day.

I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.

I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.

Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."

Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."

My first football game was a lot like my first time having sex.

I was bloody, sore, and but at least my dad came.

I saw a little kid crying. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. I got fired from the orphanage.

What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.

What do you call an orphan family? None existent.

Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?

They don't know what a house is.

What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.

My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.

Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.

Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.

Why did the orphan go to church?

So he could call someone Father.

What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?

Self-raising flour.

Why can't orphans watch PG?

They don't have any parental guidance.

Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?

They are afraid they won't find home.

What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.

I am the orphan joke.

Why do orphans like robbing banks?

So they can be wanted.