Family jokes
What school can’t orphans go to?
Home school.
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
Me: Hi Jacob!
Jacob: Hi.
Me: Your parents went to jail for littering when you were born!
Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn!
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.