Family jokes
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn!
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."
Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.
When your dad asks what you want for dinner in a group chat…..
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
I am the orphan joke.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
You learn from mistakes!
That's why you're an only child!
If your uncle Jack needed help getting off of a horse, would you help your uncle Jack off a horse?
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;