Family jokes

Why can't orphans play football?

Because they can't be on the home team.

I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer.

A guy asked me what I do for a living.

Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"

Mert has no dad.

Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.

Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.

Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!

Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.

I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.

I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)

I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.

My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.

Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!

My mom is bad and my dad is bad.

Why do orphans become criminals?

So they can become wanted for once.

What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.

What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?

I made a website for orphans; it does not have home pages, though.

I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"

Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?

A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.

Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...