Family jokes
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
Dr. Seuss dark jokes.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!
Memes
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
Oh wait, I'm thinking of...
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.
The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;
Me after I watch a brother and sister do it: "Me, sister, let's do it";-;
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;
You learn from mistakes!
That's why you're an only child!
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"
If your uncle Jack needed help getting off of a horse, would you help your uncle Jack off a horse?
Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
“My Mum told me the best time to ask my Dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given.
I burst in through the bedroom door saying, ‘Can I have a new bike?’ He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.”