Family jokes
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
They actually come back.
Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
“My Mum told me the best time to ask my Dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given.
I burst in through the bedroom door saying, ‘Can I have a new bike?’ He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.”
Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did.
What's the similarity between my son and a rug from eBay? I asked for a refund.
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
Oh . . .
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Continue.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
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How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.