Family jokes
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
A guy asked me what I do for a living.
Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
We ain’t got no new memes so here
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
Your mama is so fat when Santa went down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, ho, holy shit, you're fatter than me, bitch!"
Mert has no dad.
Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!
I don't know, I don't have one.
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!
When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer...
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
Hippity hoppity, you are no one's property.
A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"
The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."