Family jokes

New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They don’t know where home is.

Hippity hoppity, you are no one's property.

A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"

The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."

One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.

Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.

Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.

Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.

On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"

The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."

The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"

The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."

What type of phones do orphans have?

IPhone XR—it has no home button.

Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.

When my mom asks, "If your friend pays you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?" I say, "No, Mom... I'd do it for free!"

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Why did the orphan join the baseball team?

Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.

My stepdad took me to work, and he told me I could climb trees.

I woke up in a hospital. Wait, did I mention that my stepdad was a lumberjack?

Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."

I made a website for orphans.

Unfortunately, it doesn't have a home page.

Orphans: Where are my parents?

Random person: In the bed.

Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.

Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...