Family jokes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.
Jacob likes fucking me and my mom.
Your dad left you 10 years ago and you're 10 years old, so your dad anniversary is today.
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
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What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple actually gets picked.
What did the father name his daughter with no legs?
Peggy.
Ur mum gay.
My Dad went for some milk. He never came back :)
What’s the difference between grandma getting ran over by a reindeer, and a poor kid’s parents getting ran over by military tractors?
When grandma got ran over by a reindeer, the kids actually gave a sh*t.
I asked my dad, "Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head?"
He replied, "Because I thought it would look like hares."
The daughter of an incestuous pedophile goes into the living room where he is watching TV and asks him if she can borrow the car that evening.
"Sure honey! If you suck my dick!"
So she gets down on him but something is wrong. She pops her head up and says: "Dad! This tastes like shit!"
"Oh yeah, I forgot," says the father. "I already gave your brother the car for tonight."
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. "That's my stepladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
Yo, sis, come here.
Sis: What?
Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?
Sis: Yup.
Me: Can I go?
Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.
Me: I love you.
Your momma's so nasty, she sucked your daddy's dick and kissed you good night!
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?
"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
Son: Hey Dad, can I play Fortnite?
Dad: I don't know, do you want a girlfriend?
I think I was a little too harsh on Jason.
Anybody who was conceived in the back of a pickup truck during a family reunion is bound to have a few issues.