Family jokes
Why does an orphan play GTA to be wanted? 😂😭
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
So little Susie came home and said, "Mom, little Johnny showed me his pecker."
And her mom said, "WHAT?!"
And little Susie was like, "Yeah, it reminded me of a peanut." Her mom said, "Oh, because it was so small?"
Susie said, "No, because it tasted salty."
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.
My sister thinks she's so smart. She said only an onion can make you cry, so I brought the belt out, and she started crying.
One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately, it was light beer.
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
Mom: Can I tell you a joke?
Kid: Sure.
Mom: Knock knock.
Kid: Who's there?
Mom: Not yo.
Kid: Not yo who?
Mom: Not yo father.
Kid: Not yo husband either.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
I made an orphan website. It does not have a home page.
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
Grandpa said, "No phone near the table," so I said, "You're not allowed near the school."
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
We were so poor when we were kids, dad used to jerk off the dog to feed the cat.
My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother.
My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.