Family jokes
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
Why does an orphan play GTA to be wanted? 😂😭
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
Today was a really bad day. My mother-in-law was hit by a cab AND I lost my job as a cab driver!
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have no one to call "daddy."
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
Mom: Can I tell you a joke?
Kid: Sure.
Mom: Knock knock.
Kid: Who's there?
Mom: Not yo.
Kid: Not yo who?
Mom: Not yo father.
Kid: Not yo husband either.
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
I remember my dad's last words: "I met your father."
Q. There were two sisters. One was having twins and asked her sister to help name the children. If one was named Deniece, what was the other named?
A. Denephew.
MOM: Honey, I'm pregnant.
DAD: Hi, Pregnant, I'm Dad.
MOM: No, you're not.
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.
So little Susie came home and said, "Mom, little Johnny showed me his pecker."
And her mom said, "WHAT?!"
And little Susie was like, "Yeah, it reminded me of a peanut." Her mom said, "Oh, because it was so small?"
Susie said, "No, because it tasted salty."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
We were so poor when we were kids, dad used to jerk off the dog to feed the cat.
I made an orphan website. It does not have a home page.