Family jokes
What's the most between my uncle and aunt?
My aunt waited until I was 14 to come on my face.
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
A mom and her two children were eating at a place while playing trivia when she asked what does AIDS stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea, but her daughter Emberlee, who has always been a little odd, says, "An Intentional Disease." Her brother and mom just stared!
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
my dad is good
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
I traveled through time to get my dad back.
I failed because I was 1e21 years off.
I was tickling my step brother's balls, and then it hit me: why is he laughing?
What is an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T
Yo mama joke.
I made an orphan website. It does not have a home page.
I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started. She said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked. My dad said it all started with Adam and Eve, so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys, and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🤣
I think my family is racist.
I brought a black girl home, and my wife went crazy and told me to pack my bags, and my kids were upset.
Your kid is so annoying, he makes his Happy Meal cry.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
When someone says you're adopted, say, "But you're still at the orphanage."
If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.
Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.