Family jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
I didn’t orphan never say home.
Because they didn’t have one.
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
my uncle in 2008 his name is Aamad
Are you adopted?
No.
I mean, who would want you?
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.
Yo mamma sucks!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sister.
Sister who?
My sister's ass.
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
When the teacher says she'll call your parents but you're an orphan.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple got chosen.
A young boy was talking to his friend about his family:
"My great-grandfather fought against Napoleon, my grandfather fought against the English, my father fought against the Americans, and my uncle against the Argentinians."
The friend replied: "It seems that your family can't get along with anybody!"
My April Fool's joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.
Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.
When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.