So a daughter asks her father "dad what is you opinion on abortions?" So her father says why don't you ask your sister. The daughter responds "but I don't have a sister... Oh"
What do you do when you see a sad orphan?
Nothing let them wait for their parents.
Girl: I've been a orphan since I was three.
Boy: knock knock.
Girl: ..Who's there?
Boy: not your parents!
*Im an orphan. lol
( just a joke) my grandfather was involved in 9/11 😞. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was
Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.
Incest. A game the whole family can play
My friend was pissed of with me. I was sniffing his sisters knickers. It was worse that they were still on her. It was worse the family were there. It made the rest of her funeral really awkward
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
Depression hits harder than my dad
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.
Me-are you an orphan? Boy-yeah, what gave me away? Me-....ur parents
I have the heart of my mom, the face of my dad, the eyes of my grandpa, the ears of my grandma, and the hair of my uncle. We don't look anything alike I just collect body parts
Money and my mom are kinda the same thing they come and leave easlily
What is the similarities of an orphan and a newborn plant, Both their parents were seperated.
SON: “Mommy, I found Daddy!” MOM: “What did I tell you about digging in the garden?”
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
Schools buses usually don't have screaming and crying children
i feel sad for orphans the cant watch star wars bc its parental guidance
Brother: I can hear you using the vibrator every night, I’m right here if you need help Sister: that’s my fu__ing electric toothbrush Brother: oh, well the offer still stands.
