Family jokes
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
What's between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.
Shrek- Should I pull the trap?
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
Steve Kerr really named his son Nick.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.
My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
Mom!
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
An orphan walks into a shop but gets lost, so he calls his mum but then remembers.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
My dad came out of my step-sister's room as I came out of my step-mum's room.
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
My sister: See you at home in about an hour.
Me: Okay.
My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*
Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?
Sister: OMG, she's dead!
Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?