Family jokes
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Doctor: “You’ll be at peace soon.”
Man: “Am I dying?”
Doctor: “No, your wife is.”
Kid: I need help!
Mom: Help your balls.
Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
my uncle in 2008 his name is Aamad
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.
Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.
My mom ate my food, so I ate her pet hamster.
What did the brother say to the other brother? "You are brother, brother."
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Your kid's so ugly he would make a Happy Meal cry.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple actually gets picked.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he had no home to go to.