Family jokes
Yo mama so hairy, when the baby came out, the baby died because of carpet burning!
Mom: You will make me kill myself.
Me who has cut first: I'll kill myself ✨first✨!
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
*Knock Knock* Who's there? Social Services...
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
Hollow Knight Meme
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: “I’m gonna sleep for a little.”
Yo mama's so fat, there's not enough yo mama's so fat jokes to tell how fat she is.
I went home one day and see a few married guys in line in my sister's room. I ask what's going on, my sister is running a contest. The contest is the married guys lick her pussy and guess what she had for breakfast. The winner gets a free blowjob. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder that she thought that she made up that contest.
Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why don’t orphans play the game of hide-and-seek?
They won’t be found because no one will look for them.
What's the difference between MH370 and my dad?
Both disappeared, but one killed 239 people.
Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.