I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.
Family Jokes
What punishment are teachers unable to do to orphans?
Call their parents.
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.
So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back after he got the milk.
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
How do parents punish their blind kid? They move the bed.
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
