Family jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can't find home!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
My sister says I’m annoying, or that’s what I read in her diary.
Nobody really liked our fireplace.
So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
Well.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children.
If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
My grandad broke his legs.
To cheer him up, I bought him a Walkman.
Yo, sis, come here.
Sis: What?
Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?
Sis: Yup.
Me: Can I go?
Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.
Me: I love you.
Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: Because they were a racquet!
Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, the second May, the third June. Who was the first child?
Sally.
I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted!
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Daddy's Home.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.