Family jokes
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple actually got picked.
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans play GTA?
'Cause they're actually wanted.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
Why do orphans play GTA? To get wanted.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
I asked my mom why dad was so pale and sick. She said, "Shut the fuck up and keep digging!"
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
I go to get my mail.
Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"
Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"
Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can't find home!
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Daddy's Home.