Family jokes
I call my dad a motherfucker because he fucked his mom.
Yo, Bloon... what bitch where the fuck my child support camo Bloon? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
Today was a really bad day. My mother-in-law was hit by a cab AND I lost my job as a cab driver!
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
One man's trash is another man's treasure. That sucks when you are adopted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
A father and son duo are sitting at a table, eating breakfast. The father looks at the child and says, "I'm hungry." The child looks at the father and replies, "Hi Hungry, I'm Son." The father calls his father and asks why he was named Hungry.
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Your mom is gay, just like your dad.
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
The "M" and "D" in "orphan" stands for Mom and Dad.
What type of phones do orphans have?
IPhone XR—it has no home button.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
My friend said having sex is a lot like your first football game.
You're bloody and bruised, but at least your dad was there.