Yo mama so old when she farts, dust comes out.
Why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X? Because they have a home button.
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
(There was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato.)
Baby: Wait for me!
(Father tomato walks back toward the baby.)
(He squishes the child.)
Father: Ketchup!
Mom: I'm getting you a dog!
Me: OMG REALLY?!
Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?
Me:...
Me: Bitch, please.
Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.
ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
He wanted to be wanted.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
The F in orphans stands for family...
Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.
My mom asked me if I was okay, so I replied, "I will be," and jumped out the window!
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
My dad and I were fishing one day.
That’s where he met my stepmom.
Mom: You will make me kill myself.
Me who has cut first: I'll kill myself ✨first✨!
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well, according to my mom, I am.
I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’
I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
