Family jokes
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
Mom: I'm getting you a dog!
Me: OMG REALLY?!
Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?
Me:...
Me: Bitch, please.
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.
Memes
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They never reach home.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
The F in orphans stands for family...
Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
(There was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato.)
Baby: Wait for me!
(Father tomato walks back toward the baby.)
(He squishes the child.)
Father: Ketchup!
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
Everyone likes orphans but their parents.