Family jokes
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
Memes
so true
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’
I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
You call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away.
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣
What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?
“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”