Family

Family jokes

Vibrator

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Brother: "I can hear you using the vibrator every night, I’m right here if you need help."

Sister: "That’s my f***ing electric toothbrush!"

Brother: "Oh, well the offer still stands."

Incest

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If you read this, you fucked your dad and your 4-year-old sister, you sick fuck... At least wait till they are 15.

Cancer

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A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"

Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.

Orphan

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Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?

Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥

Escape

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Guess how I got away from my mom saying I can't play Fortnite? I took my stuff and I ran to Iran.

Incest

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Timmy: *grabs box of Trojans*

Daddy:...

Timmy: Well come on diddy!

Daddy: Well shit lets go son!

Both: YEE YEE

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

Dad

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Kid: Hey, Dad.

Dad: You're an hour late.

Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.

Dad: By yourself?

Kid: No.

Dad: A boy?

Kid: I was with the teacher.

Word

Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.

*The next day*

Uncle: F*CK!