Family jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Brother: "I can hear you using the vibrator every night, I’m right here if you need help."
Sister: "That’s my f***ing electric toothbrush!"
Brother: "Oh, well the offer still stands."
Why do orphans go to church?
It’s the only place they can call someone “father.”
Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.
(Also, I banged ya mum ;))
If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I still to this day remember my grandpa's last words.
"I'M ALLERGIC TO FUCKING CATS!"
My sister's boyfriend is mad because I fucked his girl.
Yo' mama is a joke.
How do people in Alabama get circumcised? You knee your sister's jaw...
If you read this, you fucked your dad and your 4-year-old sister, you sick fuck... At least wait till they are 15.
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost and calls for his mum, then remembers.
A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"
Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.
What did the stepdad say to the flower? You're grounded!
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
Guess how I got away from my mom saying I can't play Fortnite? I took my stuff and I ran to Iran.
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
Timmy: *grabs box of Trojans*
Daddy:...
Timmy: Well come on diddy!
Daddy: Well shit lets go son!
Both: YEE YEE
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Kid: Hey, Dad.
Dad: You're an hour late.
Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.
Dad: By yourself?
Kid: No.
Dad: A boy?
Kid: I was with the teacher.
Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.
*The next day*
Uncle: F*CK!
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."