Family jokes
Sisters before misters.
I hope you get better.
I love you.
Uh, uh, fuck me, daddy!
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
I f..... Nan and dust came out. 😂
The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" 😂
My brother puts his butt in his face and says, "Kyle, you're cracking me up!"
Female Rights?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Brother: "I can hear you using the vibrator every night, I’m right here if you need help."
Sister: "That’s my f***ing electric toothbrush!"
Brother: "Oh, well the offer still stands."
Why do orphans go to church?
It’s the only place they can call someone “father.”
Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.
(Also, I banged ya mum ;))
If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I still to this day remember my grandpa's last words.
"I'M ALLERGIC TO FUCKING CATS!"
My sister's boyfriend is mad because I fucked his girl.
Yo' mama is a joke.
How do people in Alabama get circumcised? You knee your sister's jaw...
If you read this, you fucked your dad and your 4-year-old sister, you sick fuck... At least wait till they are 15.
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost and calls for his mum, then remembers.
A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"
Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.
What did the stepdad say to the flower? You're grounded!