Family jokes
Sister: I don't want to do it, but...
Me: No more butts! Butts are too yuck to be in this sentence.
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked. ππππππ
When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in Among Us,
"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH!"
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to climb Mt. Dew.
Why are orphans gay? Because they canβt come out to anyone.
Whatβs the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
Why canβt an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call βdaddy.β
Why canβt orphans play poker? Because they donβt know what a full house is.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mom." "Your mom who?" "It's not your mom, it's my mom!"
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Two boys came home for dinner late, and their mother asked, "Where have you boys been?" One of them replied with, "We were all over the neighborhood, we're mailmen now." Their snobby teen sister said, "Well, you're not real mailmen, real mailmen use real letters." Then one of the boys said, "Actually, we used real letters, we found a whole box of them under your bed."
A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"
Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"
The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."