Family jokes
Why can’t orphans tell jokes?
Because their parents can’t *bear* the *jeans* because they don’t have any.
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
I want to be loved.
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade cookies.
April Fool's Day: Go tell an orphan their parents are back.
Orphan: Where... Oh.
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
An orphan's first word would be "orphan keeper."
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.