Family jokes
Why did the orphan become a criminal?
Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
My dad died in 9/11....
He was a good driver.
Sister: I don't want to do it, but...
Me: No more butts! Butts are too yuck to be in this sentence.
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in Among Us,
"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH!"
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to climb Mt. Dew.
Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.
What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.