What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love? “The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
Welcome to alexs orphanage, you make em, we take em.
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama? A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
What’s one thing you can say during a family dinner and in bed Where are the kids?
What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed Will there be seconds
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV? His little brother with the Console
why cant orphans have cookies? They are home made
I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes, they're so family friendly.
Went home with a woman last night, I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel
I say Mongrel, it was her Downsyndrome Son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
Genealogist looks at the family tree a gynecologist Looks up the family bush.
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love
My girlfriend really wants me to get her pregnant so she would have a father figure in her life for once
The little girl's dad was Jewish and her mom was Catholic. Mom had been taking the little girl to church every Sunday.
One Sunday, during High Mass, the little girl whispers to her mom, “Mom, can we go home now?”
“No honey, not yet,” replied the mother, “the Mass is only half over.”
“Then we can go now, Mom. I'm half Jewish
One day a local pastor was visiting the home of some parishioners who had a teenage son. The parents were worried about what career their son would choose, so the pastor said he had a simple test that could predict what would become of him.
He would put three objects on a table and let the young man choose whichever one he wanted to have: a Bible, a wallet, and a bottle of scotch. If the boy chose the Bible, he would probably become a priest; if he chose the wallet, he'd be a banker; and if he chose the bottle, he'd become a worthless bum.
So the parents called their son into the room, and the pastor told him he could have whichever object he wished. When the boy promptly picked up all three, the pastor cried out, "Heaven forbid! He's going to be a Jesuit!"
An ugly, poor teenage girl found a genie lamp in her backyard, the genie said, "I will grant you 3 wishes but under 1 condition." "What is it?" she asked. "After I grant your final wish you have to have sex with me," the genie replied. "Okay for my 1st wish I wish to be the Prettiest girl at my school," the genie snapped his fingers and made her pretty. "For my 2nd wish I wish for my family to be rich," the genie snapped his fingers and told her her family is now the richest in town. "And you final wish?" the genie asked. "I wish i had a sabertoothed vigina."
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
My cousin really loves baseball He always Brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors
Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?...... That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle
Help I got my brother pregnant
