What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. You don't.
You have a father figure.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?
Me: Where's your parents?
Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?
Me: Because it has a home button.
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
It's not incest if you're adopted.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?”
No sun.
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
What’s one thing you can say during a family dinner and in bed?
"Where are the kids?"
What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed?
"Will there be seconds?"