What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
Is your dad a magician?
Because he magically disappeared.
So you decide one day to ask your son if he wants to f**k, do you do it for 3 hours, then you realize how will I explain another pregnancy to my sterile husband?
I used to look up to my mom, but now that I am 12, I look down on her.
Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.
What's the best part of being an orphan? All the chips and many bars are family sized.
Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?
The motherboard was nowhere to be found.
I'm gay and an orphan.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
your mom went to the ocean and the wales said that we are family even tho you are fatter than me
I traded my sister for a slice of pizza. Damn, that pizza was good!
I don't like Roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past.
I saw my sister sucking a big toe.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
Little Johnny is my son, and he got hit by a semi-truck owned by a Russian. Now I am on my way on a nuclear submarine with a Burger King Whopper to Moscow, then take revenge for little Johnny!
I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it... Oh, wait.
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
