Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!
Family Jokes
God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.
I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Kid: Who is your mom?
Orphan: They left me😭
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.”
I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door, and it’s working fine!
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat the cancer.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"
I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
