Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
Little Johnny is my son, and he got hit by a semi-truck owned by a Russian. Now I am on my way on a nuclear submarine with a Burger King Whopper to Moscow, then take revenge for little Johnny!
I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it... Oh, wait.
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
So, when I'm about to take a shower, my mom says, "Take a shower." When I'm about to take out the trash, my mom says, "Take out the trash."
Whenever you're mad, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back with the milk!
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
Why does my brother have no mom?
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
