Family jokes
"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."
Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?
Me when the your, uh, uhhhh, when your me when the your, uhhh, uhhhhh, mom.
Your mom is so fat, that burger.
You're so ugly, when a pig saw you, it thought that you were their family member.
I made a website for an orphan.
It had no homepage.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
You have to be a good mom to be a MILF.
Beans, your mum is fat!
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
Parents' signature _______________________________
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
There's a home button.
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
Why did the sexy 12 year old girl with cerebral palsy get raped? Because her parents didn’t have the decency to drown her at birth.