Family jokes
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
What is the orphan's version of a family portrait?
A selfie.
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
I like your mom naked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Teacher: "I'll call your mother."
Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
One of them is actually loved.
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
Can we stop talking about 9/11? My dad died, man, but he was a good pilot.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.