Family jokes
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."
Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."
Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."
Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?
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Your mom is so fat, that burger.
You're so ugly, when a pig saw you, it thought that you were their family member.
I made a website for an orphan.
It had no homepage.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.